lady-korra: sherlielocks: twotwentyonebbakerst: its3amnow: downawhoresthroat: kristie369: i’d have a heart attack if i was her. i’d shit my pants OMG I’D KILL HIM can you imagine if Sherlock did this to John CAN YOU IMAGINE IF SHERLOCK DID THIS TO JOHN ^^^AHAHAHAA OH GOD THIS IS ADORABLE!!!!
When Call Me Maybe comes on...
hatersgonnahateemee: At first: Then An hour later: 15 hours later: 5 days straight:
itsdamnfunny: acreepywhitevanpulledupand: sherlielocks: jotunss: unnnie: captaintimber: fayalice: dawnoakley: from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel white pencil crayon. Terms and Conditions. Warning label on cookie dough packages. “You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings myspace crocs life
-makemesmile: if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and then im going to tell them stories about how i killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me and then im going to point to the trees and say “actually those woods right over there” and then im going to blow out the candle and laugh Lmfao wut
porcelainanchors: When I say, “the other day” it can mean any time from yesterday to 364 days ago.
Person: Hey are you ok?
Me: yeah just having a bad day
01012012: you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
On listening to kids
“Listen earnestly to anything your children want to tell you, no matter what. If you don’t listen eagerly to the little stuff when they are little, then they won’t tell you the big stuff when they are big, because to them all of it has always been big stuff.” ~Catherine M. Wallace
Yes, please boycott Oreo for their support of gay...
lez-have-ya: pleasefeelbeautiful: hiding-in-your-shower: I just fixed all the typos this used to have. Fucking PERFECT. This is brilliant!! :’)
90% of conversations with me;
me: who is that
me: what are you talking about
me: I don't know what that is
me: wait what